On my desk I have a work station. :-)
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God ?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks ?
What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men ?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together ?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
expanding, what is it expanding into ?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange ?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it !
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when
someone threw something at him ?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Is there another word for "synonym" ?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice" ?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" The city?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked ?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines ?
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