Attributed to Pat Lionetti, third-grade teacher "George was one of my students. I remember how eager he was to learn. He'd sit right in the front row. His eyes were always wide open as if he was trying to soak in every last bit of information. [Stares at photo of the class.] Oh, wait; I'm sorry, I was thinking of Bradley Meeker, the boy who sat in front of George. The Bush kid? Yeah, he was a dumbass."
---an excerpt from the first faux oral history of the 43rd president of the U.S. by Tom Reprecht, Emmy-nominated humorist and political writer
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