Ode to a Missouri winter
January 26, 2011
by n99nt
It's winter in Missouri
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At five below.
Oh, how I love Missouri
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes,
The weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Missouri
Cuz I'm frozen to the ground! (anonymous)
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