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Do call center technicians turn you red? >> Humor staff
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, ...more

True Joplinite defined >> Humor chrissie
You know that you're a true Joplinite when..... You won your clock radio at Aladdin’s Castle in the Northpark Mall.You used to do all your grocery shopping at Smitty’s on tree-lined 32nd St.You ...more

Who are you? >> Humor admin2
Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Texan? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer will be found after posing the following question: What do you do? You're walking ...more

Brief interlude for lexophiles >> Humor harriet
Editorial note--A reader has submitted the following for the enjoyment of lexophiles (lovers of words): (1) A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.(2) Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies ...more

Test your dry humor >> Humor mariwinn
With folks divorcing without too much provocation its easy to understand the message in this cartoon. Put on your spectacles, if you need to, and enjoy the irreverent humor of Cyanide and Happiness. ...more

Friends don't let friends vote Republican >> Humor mariwinn
Things you believe in to be a Republican today, as posted by "Smilingl8yMD" on the Democracy for America website; well, it was there until the forum thread got cleaned up: Sadamm was a good guy ...more

The art of sailing >> Humor nuevomex
A three hour trip,...that was the plan My husband and I finally had found a sailboat. We’d been searching for just the right one since we moved to Grand Lake o' the Cherokees in Oklahoma ...more

A politician's choice--Heaven or Hell >> Humor n99nt
While walking down the street one day, a female politician (certainly not Hillary?) is tragically hit by a truck and dies. Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the ...more

Errors in the news >> Humor mariwinn
Dan Robinson, a stormchaser, called our attention to an item he discovered on the State of Mississippi website: Under the heading "Governor Musgrove Asks President Bush for Disaster Declaration," ...more

Typical Net humor quoted here >> Humor rrwest
Here's a bit of humor circulating on the Internet: "I was thinking about how the status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one, so I'm wearing my ...more

BUSH INTERVIEW >> Humor anonym
COMPLETE TRANSCRIPT OF PRESIDENT BUSH'S CANDID, NO HOLDS-BARRED INTERVIEW WITH "60 MINUTES II" Interview by the President-- President Bush sits down for a candid, no holds-barred interview with ...more

10 facts of life >> Humor lindalou
Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you've been in it for a while...it isn't so hot. If you're playing in a poker game, and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's ...more

More trivia... >> Humor georgi
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station. :-) Can atheists get insurance for acts of God ? Do Lipton employees take coffee ...more

Redneck humor >> Humor larry
You Might Be A Redneck If: You take your dog for a walk & you both use the same tree. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. Your property has been mistaken for a ...more

Your Kansas neighbors >> Humor annamari
You Know You're From KANSAS If: You never met any celebrities. (Bob Dole isn't a celebrity; he's your neighbor.) You know the meaning of Rock Chalk Jayhawk. Your closest ...more

 

 

 

 

 

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